--Alan -- The first part of a double feature. The adventures of our favorite Super-Saiyajin, and the last word in "issues" references... ################################################ MST: Continuations of the Shijintenchisho CHAOS! Ch. 3 Nega-Hell 12.1 Original by Akira Sazanami Treatment by Alan ################################################ Nephlite sat in his room, staring at the steadily-glowing computer screen. "Soon... soon... soon..." he whispered. From the next room, Malachite and Zoisite listened in on him. The two lovers looked at each other. "I wonder what he's doing right about now?" Zoisite asked. "Better not to think about that," Malachite told her, "It's one of those things that men do... you know?" Zoisite contemplated this for a second. "At least you didn't say 'no da,'" she replied, "Anyway... I think I know what you're talking about. Nephlite mentioned something about creating the Yamiko Fan Club... it all makes sense!" Her beloved looked at her. His lip twitched for a moment. "Gyaaahh..." he gasped, right as he passed out. "Oh, dear," Zoisite whispered. *** Beryl stared down at the three generals. They didn't even try to look up. "Dear me," Michiru whispered, "She appears to be angry." The queen continued to glower. "Actually, it's you, Sailor girl," she told Michiru. "Oh," she said. The generals remained motionless. Beryl asked Michiru, "So you think you're the one who really knows B&D? I don't think so! I'll teach you a lesson in Q&A. In fact, you'll be begging for M&Ms. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Meanwhile, Michiru fell down from the weight of a sweatdrop. "Those were bad puns," she whispered. "We're not done yet!" Beryl exclaimed, "You, Michiru-san, shall now receive your rightful punishment. You will join Jadeite, Zoisite, and Malachite in watching the third part of Continuations." Beryl drew her breath, then added, "That's pretty darn evil, Michiru-san" in a low voice. A moment later, the queen raised her protective barrier. The four then huddled to discuss their situation. Malachite's face was weary. "Ah... just what I wanted... the adventures of Akira," he said. "Oh, don't sound so disappointed, dear!" Zoisite told him, "At least we get a little of Yamiko--world's greatest sidekick!" "That's what I'm worried about..." Malachite replied. The three remaining generals then told Michiru of their work. It didn't take long. Then they entered the theater. Nothing unusual happened. Yada yada yada. -- Slightly spiffed-up door sequence: #6: A shower of ice crystals. #5: An elevator door, opening to nothing but blackness. #4: A prison gate, barred by thick chains. Falls apart. #3: A huge tidal wave rushing forward. #2: A television screen, which sizzles and explodes. #1: A highway leading down to HELL! -- [The five enter the small theater. The seating order is actually different! From left to right: Jadeite, Malachite, Zoisite, and Michiru.] MICHIRU: This should be... entertaining. JADEITE: It always is. > Home ? JustIn | Discussion Forum | Author Directory | >Chat | Links | BannerXchange | Help Desk > > > > > > > > > MALACHITE: Make room! Make room! MICHIRU: Spacious, huh? >Title: > Continuations of the Shijintenchisho CHAOS! Ch. 3 >Author: > Akira Sazanami >Censor: > PG JADEITE: *Akira* doesn't need parental guidance. She's a Super- Saiyajin. ZOISITE: Maybe it means "Pathetic Grunge." MICHIRU: How about "Pretty Giant"? MALACHITE: Or even "Polish Goddess." >Reviews: > 0 > > >In Akira's Livingroom... MICHIRU: Space to let. > >Skipping into the room, the girl's long silver braid bounced along >behind her ZOISITE: It's Clearbrook from Elfquest! > as she stopped, peeking into the living >room. Clinging to the wall, she sighed. "Why me, why me... Why did >they send me? JADEITE: Why, they should have sent [beat] Spiderman! ZOISITE: Huh? JADEITE: She's clinging to the wall. ZOISITE: Oh. > Akira-chan and Yamiko are never >late." As she began to search for the two girls, she heard a voice... MALACHITE: The next voice you hear... MICHIRU: [girl] God? It's me, Margaret! > >"Attitude. I'll see what I can do with you." JADEITE: [voice] I will pump you up. > a voice said... From her >knowledge of the show.. and the fact that she had 2 >volumns habging over the other girls heads, she knew... "Tasuki!!" MALACHITE: [girl] Fried bandit number four! ZOISITE: [same] The Highwind guy! > >As her eyes grew into exagerated stars, she clapped. WAAAAI!!! >Fushigi Yuugi! She ran, expecting Yamiko and Akira to >be watching... JADEITE: Sitting in a theater, trying to be funny... MICHIRU: Cute. > But she found nothing but the TV playing Fushigi >Yuugi. Not that that was a bad thing... As she plobbed >down on the couch, MALACHITE: Plob! > intent on watching untilt they got back... from >where ever they were. The girl, Nekomi, leaned back.. MICHIRU: Everyone, say hello to Nekomi. GENERALS: Hello, Nekomi. ZOISITE: Is she half-cat? This is important. > and her eyes >bugged out as the narrator began to speak... > >Akira-sama and Yamiko-sama are now prisoners of the Universe of the >Four Gods. Saving themselves from danger, they JADEITE: --cause destruction, cry, and demand cuteness. ZOISITE: --do lame Lina imitations and collect Dragonballs. MALACHITE: --provoke Dirty Pair Events and consume odango. MICHIRU: I'm not sure what they're doing. But they better leave me alone. >find another life-threatening situation. Meeting the REAL bandit >leader, Genrou. > >"NA NI?!?!?!" Nekomi shouted, falling off of the couch. This couldn't >be right... Akira-chan and Yamiko... Exagerated tears >streamed down her face... JADEITE: [Nekomi] I wish I were a self-insertion! Waaaaa! > >"NO FAIR!" She crinkled her nose. "None of the cool stuff ever >happens to meeee!" Keeping her eyes on the tv, she >caught glances of the two girls... Sniffling, she reached into her >bag... "They're probably playing a joke on me..." And >she pulled out volumn 4 of her FY manga. MICHIRU: I take it this takes place in Japan. MALACHITE: Or possibly Canada. > Opening it, she >flipped through the book... And froze, staring down at the >page. "Akira-chan and Yamiko..." She blinked, happy all of a sudden. >"They're really there!! In Fushigi Yuugi!!" ZOISITE: [Nekomi] But why do they look so much better in the manga? MALACHITE: Ahem. Try again, animators. > As she >read, she wished that she had there luck... > >Nekomi flipped through the pages. "Aaargh! JADEITE: Arrr! MICHIRU: [Nekomi] Two hundred pages, and I'm not in it! ZOISITE: Man... Hotohori would get stuck with one or two pages... > I'm not gonna find >much here!" Nekomi threw the manga in disgust. The >manga flew into a bookshelf nearby, knocking a book down. "Oops..." >Nekomi sighed and went to pick up the book. MALACHITE: Oh look, it's one of Yota's books. > >"Baka baka baka..." she sighed again, and saw that the book was open. >Curious, the luver JADEITE: Luver? ZOISITE: She must work for Mixx. > of reading picked up the book... > >Back with Akira and Yamiko... JADEITE: The land of the lost. > >Yamiko sighed. "Look, Genrou-hon, put the knife down." ZOISITE: Genrou-hon? MALACHITE: She was reading that dumb Sailormoon and the Holy Grail story. MICHIRU: Don't mention that. > >"Hon?!" exclaimed Akira and Genrou at the same time. Akira didn't >mind... much. Genrou was REALLY nice to look at. > >"Genrou, put the knife down, MALACHITE: Must... not... kill... > they're just passing by." Kouji said, >patting his friend on the shoulder. "I didn't get >captured by them. They're friendly, trust me." JADEITE: [Kouji] I give you my word. MICHIRU: [Akira] It's hard to cash that! > >Genrou glared at Akira. "Shit, I thought I told you to keep things >straight at the camp for me, Kouji!" Genrou dropped >Yamiko and put his knife back in his jacket. MALACHITE: Pants pocket. [Zoisite glares at him.] > >"Genrou, Eiken has the tessen." Kouji quietly said. > >"HE *!&@$^#% WHAT?!" Genrou was obviously not happy. JADEITE: Looks like Kouji *!&@$^#%ed up. >"I go on a measly trip and HE takes over?!" > >Kouji looked down. "Genrou, he has the tessen." ZOISITE: Oh, by the way, Eiken has the tessen. Did you know that-- MALACHITE: No. > >"!@$#^ Kouji!" Genrou was blowing his top, and proceeded to shake >Kouji violently. "I saw the !@%!@ flames! What the @!^?@* happened?! >HUH?!" He shook Kouji as hard as he could. Kouji, while being shaken, JADEITE: Not stirred. MICHIRU: Such stock dialogue... >was scared. > >Yamiko stared at the two hunks in front of her. Even if they're not >fighting for me, they're still fine hunksters. *sigh* Her >eyes turned starry and was swept into an imaginary dream world. ZOISITE: This happened in The Charm. JADEITE: [Yamiko] I want a dark, brooding Darien... > >Seeing as Yamiko wouldn't be any help, Akira stood up. "Hey!" She >took a hold of Genrou's wrist. "Quit that!" > >"DON'T piss ME off KID.." Genrou continued to choke the living >daylights out of Kouji. MICHIRU: [Kouji] I'm dying! Help! ZOISITE: Such typical Fushigi situations. > >"G-g-g-g-g-en-en-r-r-r-ou!" Kouji was shaked and being choked to >death. None of which he would want to be doing >right now. Akira glared at Genrou. "YAMERO! (STOP IT!)" she yelled >and tightened her grip on his wrist. MALACHITE: Ouch. JADEITE: She's a Super-Saiyajin. I'm used to it. > Genrou dropped >Kouji immediately. He couldn't move his arm which was imprisoned in a >little girl's grip. > >"YOU do NOT piss ME off, ya mean." Akira glared at him with sparks in >her eyes. ZOISITE: Look at her battle aura spark! > "I could have kicked your ass right now MALACHITE: --and singe your leg hairs! JADEITE: Yada yada yada yada. > too." > >Genrou glared back with just as much anger, without any fear. "Let >go!" He tried struggling out of her death grip. He >ended up in a fallen heap. JADEITE: Oh look, it's The Heep. MICHIRU: You actually remember *that*? > >"Look, let's not make it hard on yourself, just apologize to Kouji- >san and get it over with." > >"!@?^!$... Gomen ne, Kouij." Genrou smirked at Kouji. Kouji grinned >back. MICHIRU: [Kouji] I gotta do it... he'll kill me... MALACHITE: [same] I won this round! Hee hee... > >Yamiko was busy drooling. Soooo cuuuute... JADEITE: Good thing Nephlite isn't here. Yamiko doesn't get to do anything! > >Akira released her grip on him and put her hand through her short >hair. "I'm Akira, Akira Yuzuriha. MALACHITE: [Akira] Have you seen my cute little dog Inuki? ZOISITE: [same] Super-Saiyajin and one of the Seven Seals. MICHIRU: I can't believe this. > That drooling girl over >there is Yamiko. Don't let her scare you, she just thinks you two are >the cutest guys on the face of the Earth. By the >way, don't piss me off again, ok?" JADEITE: Or else it'll be... GENERALS: Sayonara, samurai! > >Yamiko just nodded and continued staring. > >"Uh.. yeah. You already know us." Genrou spat. "You've got attitude, >I like you." MALACHITE: [Tasuki] Even though I abhor all women. MICHIRU: [same] Just don't tell anyone! It'd be so embarrassing! > >"Yeah, I guess." > >"Well," Kouji cut in, "anyway Genrou, don't worry about the tessen. >Everything will be fine." Kouji sat down, leaning on a tree. JADEITE: Crunch. ZOISITE: Is that a joshua tree? MALACHITE: Where the seishi have no name... > >"DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE TESSEN?!?!" Genrou looked about ready to have >a nervous breakdown. "Are you !@#$%@! out of your mind?!" MICHIRU: [Tasuki] !@#$%@! the !@#$%@! tessen! > >"Aw, shut up. I can take down anyone easy." Akira boasted, grinning. >"Yamiko too, but I can beat her anytime." ZOISITE: [Akira, tough] Anytime, pal! MALACHITE: [same] My skillful fighting maneuvers are vigorously refined! JADEITE: She's turned into Kage. > >Yamiko, hearing this, stopped her daydream and staring. "Hmmmph. Yeah >right." MICHIRU: [Akira] Kamehameha! JADEITE: Ouch. > >"Yeah I'm right (as usual) because if it weren't for me, you'd have >been... well... ya know!" Akira smiled. > >"@#$!!*& ANYWAY," Kouji interrupted, "we need to form a plan to get >the tessen back. If Eiken keeps treating the men >like this and running the gang... we're toast." ALL: Toasty! > >"He's right. You two can go home now, because it's our problem and we >can handle it." Genrou said, glaring at Akira. "Che..." JADEITE: Guevara? MALACHITE: The one word they don't translate... > >Yamiko pouted. She looked at Akira with pleading puppy eyes. C'mon >Akira! Two hunky guys need our help! > >Akira rolled her eyes at Yamiko. MICHIRU: That's hard to do. JADEITE: They're in "Ivan the Terrible." > Then glared back at Genrou. "Are >you saying that you don't need us? You may be the >great Genrou or whatever, but you can't handle all the bandits. ZOISITE: What? Can't one bandit beat another? MALACHITE: Zolf comes to mind. >You're gonna need me and Yamiko. Ask Kouji." > >Kouji nodded at Genrou. "Hate to say this buddy, but she's !*&^#% >right. MICHIRU: !*&^#% Super-Saiyajin! > You should just see her in action. She... she >just... blasted Eiken with this... just this.. blast and.. she... >she... she.." MALACHITE: [bandit] You kicked our @$$es and... did that fireball number! ZOISITE: [Lina Inverse] Tee hee... > >Genrou was interested now. Superpowered girls? HA! MICHIRU: [Tasuki, refined] Sailor senshi? Hardly. >"I'm listening." > >"Genrou, this may come as a surprise, but she may be as fast as you >are." Kouji stated, matter-of-factly. JADEITE: [Kouji] It's a fact of life! > >"NO WAY!" Genrou yelled, standing up. "NO !@#@!^$ way!" He started >pacing. "AAARGH, I need to get drunk!" MALACHITE: [Tasuki] I wanna get pissed! Waaaaa! > >Akira was tired of arguing and looked at him with a bored expression. >"Look, let's just storm the bandits lair or JADEITE: --let that Dirk guy handle it! MICHIRU: No, that would be *Dragon's* Lair. > whatever and take the >tessen. Got it? Ya know, the usual distraction and take the freakin' >treasure thing?" ZOISITE: Yeah, but don't complain when Zelgadis wants to get out. > >"Sounds good." Kouji answered. JADEITE: [Kouji] Whatever you say, boss! > >After calming down, Genrou patted Akira's head. "I'm in. I like it." > >Yamiko pouted again. "What about me?!" Don't I get a pat on the >head?! MICHIRU: [Yamiko] Love me! Love *me*! MALACHITE: [same] He won't lay me down to sleep! Waaaaaa! > >"I'm special." ZOISITE: That pretty much says it. > Akira turned and faced Yamiko. She stuck her tongue >out at her. "Peeee-da!" > >"Aargh..." Yamiko glared at her, forming electricity in the middle of >them again. JADEITE: Ouch. MALACHITE: We got Lum, now where's Ataru? > >While the two girls were fighting, the two guys whispered between >them. "Can we really trust them, Kouji?" MICHIRU: [Kouji] Your robot nearly killed my sister! ZOISITE: No, that would be *Touji*. > >"I guess. They saved me from being incinerated and killed by Eiken." MICHIRU: But you still live in Tokyo-3. Why? > >"Honto? How so?" > >"Well..." Kouji began to tell what had happened so far. GENERALS: Flashback! Flashback! > *** > >"Ok, Genrou and Yamiko will be the ones to steal the tessen. Me and >Akira will just basically beat the living crap out of JADEITE: --all the bandits, and anyone who steps in your way. Easy. >anyone who tries to stop us. Easy ne?" MALACHITE: Yes, easy. > >"Wakatta. (I see/I understand)" Akira grinned and cracked her knuckles. >All of them were hiding in the bushes again, MICHIRU: Now that's just distasteful. MALACHITE: Someone wasted the entire budget on *bushes*! >right behind Eiken's (or the leader's) quarters. "Yeah! Time to fight!" > >Genrou growled. How DARE Eiken take over as leader while I was away... JADEITE: [Tasuki] He'll pay! He'll pay! >He made sure that Eiken payed and payed dearly. ZOISITE: Yup, he'll pay. That's for sure. >Especially nearly killing Kouji. It's MY tessen... > >Yamiko was still in heaven. Two cute guys.. how to pick... Yamiko, >focus! Must focus... MALACHITE: Pull the trigger slowly... > will get tessen... will use magic.. >Yamiko took a deep breath. "Ready." JADEITE: Her magic is useless. Why have her? MALACHITE: Because it's fun. > >Akira smirked. "They're all as good as dead, but since they're >friends of yours, I'll go easy on 'im!" MICHIRU: Famous last words. JADEITE: [tough] I won't go easy on you. > >Genrou glared at her again and pushed her into the ground. "You're >NOT gonna touch them!! GOT IT?! They're my friends!" ZOISITE: [Tasuki] I told you not to touch my sister! > >Akira, landing on her wounded arm, winced. MICHIRU: [Akira] I have taken a wound! How could this be? >She immediately covered it with little signs of pain. ALL: Here's your sign! > Gritting her >teeth, she felt the warm blood on her hand. "Geez, it was only a joke! >Besides, I thought Kouji said you were going to help beat the !@(*!# crap out 'em too!" > >"Akira!" ZOISITE: Miaka! MALACHITE: Akane! JADEITE: Stella! MICHIRU: Haruka-dear! [The men stare at her.] > Yamiko quietly rushed to her side. "Daijobu?!" (You ok?) > >Genrou widened his eyes at this. Oh come on, Kouji tells me this... >this... story about her being all powerful, she can't even >fall right!! JADEITE: Stupid, stupid self-insertion. > >Kouji nudged him. "Genrou..." > >Akira nodded. "I-I'm ok.. I'm fine really." She continued to hold her arm. >Yamiko looked at her worriedly. Holding her arm in pain, she nodded again. >"I'm fine. Really!" She stood up quickly and shook her arm for them to >see, MALACHITE: It's an arm. > carefully hiding her partially bloody hand. ZOISITE: Bloody Card! > "See?" She grinned >for emphasis. > >Yamiko sighed. I guess she's ok. "Ok. Are we all ready?" She stood up. >"I'll go on ahead!" She ran off. Yay! Genrou's gonna be so thankful when I >get his tessen back... JADEITE: [Yamiko] Don't mind me. I'm just gonna get killed, that's all. MICHIRU: She just doesn't get it. [sigh] > She continued running off in the direction of >Eiken's quarters. > >Genrou looked at the girl in front of him carefully. She was clutching her >arm again. Catching his look, she let go of her arm. "Na ni?" Putting her >arms behind her, she sighed when they wouldn't answer. MALACHITE: They? The *arms*? JADEITE: No-one answered, not even the chair... >"Na ni na ni na ni?!" Genrou >frowned. I saw blood on your hand and arm, and you try to ignore it that's >all. "Hmmph. Scrapper." ALL: Scrapper! ZOISITE: I'll have to use that word from now on. > >"HEY! DON'T CALL ME THAT!" Akira turned around, her back facing them, with >her arms in front of her chest. MICHIRU: [Tasuki] Scrapper! > >"Calm down, it's good name for ya." Kouji grinned. "Besides, we know your >arm is bleeding. Nice sword too." MALACHITE: [Akira] Gee, thanks. I got it from some girl named Hikaru. > >Shit. Akira laughed nervously. "Heh heh... what are you talking about?" >This is a good time to start the 'mission'. "Ah... I'll >go ahead now. BYE!" After waving, she ran after Yamiko, only leaving a a >little breeze as proof that she was there. JADEITE: [Akira] God made me FAST! > >"She's fast." Kouji commented. "Let's go!" He ran after Akira. > >Genrou just raised his eyebrows. "What the hell's with her? She's bleeding. >And she's just a kid." ZOISITE: [Tasuki] Scrapper. > >"Whatever. We'll deal with it later." Kouji answered and ran after Akira. > >Genrou sighed. I hate women. Girls are included. MALACHITE: [Akane] That's right. I... hate... boys! MICHIRU: No comment. > He took off after Yamiko. > > >Back in the Living room... ZOISITE: Meanwhile, back on Namek... > >Nekomi pouted. "NO FAAAAAIR! I wanna help too!" She turned the page. "I >wanna get sucked into FY TOO!!! WAAAA!" JADEITE: Such a pity. MICHIRU: At least you're better-off than Keisuke. > >After her usual pouting, she sighed. "How'd they get in? Hmph... oh well... >maybe if I keep reading..." Nekomi's eyes went starry. "Read read read >read..." ZOISITE: [Nekomi] The book's sucking my energy! Waaai! MALACHITE: Darn. > >Eiken readied his men against the two girls, the bandit Genrou and Kouji. >The four fought bravely, JADEITE: Sir Kouji bravely ran away! > Kouji and Genrou using >their fighting ability, Yamiko's spells, and Akira's ki blasts... but even >they were outnumbered. They were limited by trying to >not harm the men, the buildings, and the mystical tessen... MICHIRU: What would Lina do? > >In the Mt. Leikaku bandit HQ.. (or whatever) MALACHITE: Another time, another place. MICHIRU: In a world not unlike ours... > >Genrou kicked away another of his 'men'. "EIKEN! Give me the tessen or >else!" He took out some papers, which grew into wolves. ZOISITE: That's not Tasuki, it's Subaru Sumeragi! MALACHITE: I wonder if Seiichiro will show up, with his Van of Death... >Eiken burned them effortlessly. > >"Without this tessen, you're nothing!" JADEITE: You're toast! > Eiken laughed at his futile >attempts. He had sent every man he had at Genrou and Kouji. > >Akira, who was busy firing one ki blast after another ZOISITE: Big Bang! MICHIRU: She just doesn't cut it as a Saiyajin. >at attackers of Kouji and Genrou, was tired and sweating. Geez, I >don't have enough time to charge up... these guys are kinda tough, >even if I stun them a bit, they get back up for at least >another 2... She sighed. "HEY HEY HEY HEY! JADEITE: Hey now, you're a rock star... > How come no one's coming >at me?!?!" This sucks... guys ALWAYS get all the action!! MALACHITE: I will not say anything. ZOISITE: Good. JADEITE: Is that Yamiko or Akira? >*whinewhinewhine* I can't keep this up forever... > >Yamiko had her own troubles to worry about. ZOISITE: [Nephlite] Issues! > Damn, I can't use >any big spells... Her magic wasn't going to last very long. >She couldn't keep too many men paralyzed for a time, while Kouji >beat them up. She even had to go as far as throwing >fireballs and lightning bolts. (Ah yes, the usual attack spells.) MICHIRU: Nothing but stock magic. Now, if they had a *cunning* opponent like Professor Tomoe... > >Kouji punched another opponent down and jumped to avoid another >one. They just keep coming and coming! JADEITE: In the room, the women come and go... MALACHITE: So where's Michaelangelo? > Kicking his >opponent in the stomach, he jumped over him, and in the process, >jumped kicked an incoming bandit. Taking his sword >out, he got ready for anyone who dared attack. ZOISITE: [Kouji] How dare they laugh at my mighty sword? JADEITE: Ahem. > >Akira was tired of blast after blast. She took out her sword. >"Ok, since no one's attacking me..." She ran over to Kouji. MALACHITE: [Lina] Hi, honey, I'm home! MICHIRU: Such stock dialogue. >"Wai! Fun!" > >"FUN?!" ZOISITE: Yeah. Who do you think you are, Miaka? > Kouji ducked to avoid a slash. He swept his opponent, >making him fall. Akira smiled. "HAI!" Swinging her sword >in an arc and pointing the blade at the gawking bandits, she >slashed at them violently, MALACHITE: [Akira] Plob! > with a speed Kouji couldn't >comprehend. The bandits didn't have time to defend and ended >fleeing from her, plus having their clothes in shreds. JADEITE: Oh, it's "The Mask of Zorro." MICHIRU: Such stock situations. > >C'mon Kouji! Focus! Kouji saw that Akira had taken all his >opponents and led them away. Yamiko was breathing heavily, >and her spells weren't having much effect. MICHIRU: That's one way to put it... > >Genrou wasn't faring any better. Genrou was fast, but Eiken >would always use the tessen's flames, MALACHITE: And here I thought Tasuki did enough flam-- ZOISITE: No. > and they would >somehow always find Genrou at the right spot. JADEITE: [Tasuki] Aaaaaaaghh! I've been toasted! MALACHITE: Plob! >Even when using his incredible speed, Eiken would always throw >more men (sometimes literally) at him, which he knew Genrou >couldn't hurt... seriously. ZOISITE: Humorously? > Genrou wasn't moving with his usual >speed, and already had some of his clothing burnt. ZOISITE: In all the right places! MICHIRU: ... >Dodging flames and men's blows weren't helping. > >Yamiko saw that there weren't anymore men to burn, MALACHITE: It's raining men! JADEITE: Not no more it ain't. >paralyze, freeze, or make unconcious. She ran to Genrou's side to >help. "Genrou-sama, are you ok?!" JADEITE: [Tasuki] &+~$ I'm not! #@< off! > >"I'M FINE!" Another ball of fire came flying towards them. >Another bandit came at Genrou and Yamiko. ALL: Fried! > He grabbed her >and dodged it barely. The fireball hit a group trees, starting >another fire. MICHIRU: I presume it's a fire sale. ZOISITE: Disco inferno! MALACHITE: No, we just went into "Fire Tripper." JADEITE: Either way, turn down the heater. > >Yamiko shrieked as Genrou pushed her away and a flurry of >punches and kicks came to the bandit. "Get away, Yamiko!" >Genrou yelled. He was breathing more heavily. Suddenly, >Eiken was behind Genrou. MICHIRU: [Eiken] I'm on your side now. Surprised? MALACHITE: No, it's the first installment of "Fushigi Akugi." > >"Shi ne!" Genrou didn't even have >time to turn around to see the flames behind him... JADEITE: [Tasuki] I've been fried! Yaaaaa! > >"Genrou!!!" Yamiko put her hands together and a powerful blast >of water spurted out. ZOISITE: [Umi] Water dragon! MALACHITE: Please. No more crossovers. No more Shiroi Hime. > The water hit the flames as they >were going towards Genrou's face, and the flames turned into >harmless steam. MICHIRU: Oh, and there's Narutaki. > >Yamiko was on her knees, panting very heavily. > >"YOU BITCH!" Eiken fired more flames at the spellcaster. >Yamiko didn't have the time nor speed to dodge the incoming >flames. JADEITE: Good thing Nephlite isn't here... MALACHITE: Thank Beryl for small favors. > >"Yamiko!!!" Genrou used his incredible speed and picked her >up. ZOISITE: [Tasuki] DATE WITH ME!! MICHIRU: ... > He tried to jump away from the flames. Pushing off >with his right leg, he soared into the air. The flames caught >part of his leg. SHIT... he landed on the ground wincing, and >put Yamiko down. JADEITE: Crunch. > >Akira, having dispatched of the current bandits, MALACHITE: 50 Experience Points Acquired. >flew in front of Yamiko, her sword pointed towards Eiken. >"Bakayarou." JADEITE: Huh? MALACHITE: I don't know. Maybe it means "stupid bandit." > she said. > >Genrou fell back next to Yamiko, panting. Kouji, after >getting through a line of more bandits, was at his side. Eiken >laughed. "Already, you're tired. DIE!" MICHIRU: Wait. Akira's already doing her Highlander thing. He can't do that. JADEITE: I don't know... >He sent another flurry of fireballs at them. > >"Aaaack! YAMIKO! DO SOMETHING!!" Akira screamed. MALACHITE: So Yamiko unleashes her Dragon Fire Slave Water Big Heaven Blast Whirlwind Thunder Kick Flurry Final Attack. ZOISITE: No big deal. > >Kouji stood back to back with Akira. "Kuso, we're DEAD!" > >Yamiko stood up and closed her eyes. MICHIRU: She's not even *worried*. ZOISITE: That means Eiken's finally going down! > The flames approached >them rapidly. > >"What the hell are you doing Yamiko?!" Kouji swore JADEITE: As these bandits are prone to doing. MALACHITE: What were you expecting, El-Hazard? >and grit his teeth. > >"Yamiko.." Akira patted her shoulder. "Here." The two girls >glowed. MICHIRU: Destruction time. > >Yamiko put her arms in front of her, and a blue sparkle >surrounded them. ZOISITE: We could be here a while... > When the circle was complete, water burst >from the line of sparkles, extinguishing the fire, turning the >flames into a harmless steam. Genrou looked in awe... then >caught Yamiko as she fell. ZOISITE: Huh? MALACHITE: Where was she standing? JADEITE: I don't know. A ledge or something. > >"She's tired." Akira merely said. She staggered back a bit. > >Kouji picked up Yamiko, ZOISITE: [Kouji] DATE WITH ME!! MICHIRU: ... ... > and helped Genrou up. "Hurry. Take her >to safety." He handed Yamiko to Genrou. > >"But... Kouji..." JADEITE: End the scene and go! > >"Damn you, Genrou. You couldn't even dodge that last blaze. >You're tired as hell. GO!" MICHIRU: Thank you so much, Akira. MALACHITE: Or maybe Kouji. > >Genrou paused, and looked at the unconcious girl in his arms. >She was exhausted, and saved his life. Her forehead was >covered with sweat. [All sweatdrop.] > Brushing her bangs to the side, he >looked back JADEITE: Bad idea. ZOISITE: Tasuki's dead. > at Kouji and Akira. Then he felt a sudden pain >in his leg. Looking down, he saw his leg was burnt badly. He >limped slowly, trying to escape. MALACHITE: [Tasuki] Must... run... quickly... > >Eiken roared again. "I'll KILL you this time!" He sent more >flames towards Akira and Kouji. JADEITE: But then someone sent the flames to his ISP! > >"Shit." Akira, still having energy to dodge, grabbed Kouji. > >"What the @#$!~?! Let go!" Kouji struggled in her arms. "Let GO!" MICHIRU: [Kouji] Woman!! ZOISITE: Kouji has problems. > >But the flames went harmlessly past them, and towards Genrou and >Yamiko. > > Review Story MICHIRU: Darn! It was just getting good. MALACHITE: Cue the credits. > Title: > Continuations of the Shijintenchisho CHAOS! Ch. 3 > Censor: > PG > Name: > > Email: > (optional) > Review: > > > > > > > > ZOISITE: Why do I feel so empty? > Home | About Us | Awards | Nonprofit >Status | Disclaimer > > MALACHITE: I think we've reached the end. ZOISITE: Better leave while we can... JADEITE: Right with you. MICHIRU: Same here. [They leave.] -- TO BE CONTINUED immediately! See "Return of Malachite and Zoycite Mach 2." -Alan February 20, 2000 e-mail: ChrOtaku@xoommail.com Anime humor: members.xoom.com/ChrOtaku Nega-Hell: fanficoutlet.tripod.com/negahell Elfquest spoofs: eq_addiction.tripod.com "Sailor Moon," and everything associated with it, is copyright 1992-7 Naoko Takeuchi, Bandai, Kodansha Comics, DiC, Buena Vista, Mixx, Pioneer, and others. "Fushigi Yuugi: The Mysterious Play" is copyright 1992- 2000 Yuu Watase, Viz, Pioneer, Flower Comics, and others. The idea of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" is copyright 1989-99 Best Brains, Inc. Feel free to distribute this fanfic/MSTing, but please don't remove my name from it, and don't try to make money off it. Stinger: >"I'm special." "So which one's really better -- wolves in sheep's clothing, or wolves who look like wolves?"