--Alan -- Zoisite Change! ################################################ MST: Continuations of the Shijintenchisho CHAOS! Ch. 4 Nega-Hell 12.1 Original by Akira Sazanami Treatment by Alan ################################################ Nephlite sat on Beryl's throne that morning, a vaguely smug look on his face. "This is going to be a very interesting day," he muttered, "A very, very interesting day." A moment later, Beryl entered the room. She scanned the area, and casually asked her hench-general, "Where are the other three?" "They're coming," he smugly replied. Nephlite stood up, and walked down from the dais. At his words, Beryl smiled--in an evil way, of course. After he let out his own evil laugh, Nephlite knocked on the door of the rec room. "Hello? Anyone in there?" he called out. The reply: nothing. "I can wait," Beryl told him, "I can wait a very long time." Nephlite sweatdropped. "That's good," he muttered, "because this could take a very long time." *** An hour later, all four generals and Michiru gathered before Beryl. The queen looked down on her subjects, and said, "I've got two issues to settle with you. The first of them concerns my dear, dear general Zoisite." Frowning, Zoisite stepped forward. "Whattaya want now?" she asked her queen. "Your body and soul have undergone an extensive proto- evolutionary process," Beryl said, "and with these developments in mind, I must divulge the information..." Zoisite tapped her foot. She said, "Get to the point!" For the millionth or so time, Beryl smiled on her subject. In a low, threatening voice, she told Zoisite, "You... are really... a MAN." Three out of four generals gasped. Michiru yawned. Zoisite was left there, shaking. "O-to-ko?!" she (?) exclaimed, in Japanese. "Very good fanboy language," the queen told her, "Yes, that means 'man.' Very good. That would be what you are. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" With the evil laughter in her ears, Zoisite's lip trembled. "I am one hundred percent woman!" she (?) shouted, "Want me to _prove_ it to you?!" Right then, Malachite's eyes opened wide. "Nonononono!" he told his beloved. "In any event," Beryl said, sounding bored, "It's time for you to experience the fourth part of Continuations. Zoisite, I suggest you stick around for a while. We're going to have to talk for a while..." Much like Yamiko, Zoisite crumbled into a heap. "Waaaaa!" she cried. "Come along, children," Nephlite said, smoothly, "Nothing to see here..." -- Slightly spiffed-up door sequence: #6: A shower of ice crystals. #5: An elevator door, opening to nothing but blackness. #4: A prison gate, barred by thick chains. Falls apart. #3: A huge tidal wave rushing forward. #2: A television screen, which sizzles and explodes. #1: A highway leading down to HELL! -- [The five enter the small theater. The seating order is marginally different. From left to right: Jadeite, Malachite, Nephlite, and Michiru.] MICHIRU: One hundred percent woman... heh. MALACHITE: She's woman enough for me! NEPHLITE: ... > Home » JustIn | Discussion Forum | Author Directory | Chat | Links >| BannerXchange | Help Desk < Users Online: 126 > JADEITE: That's one crowded chatroom. > > > > > > > > > MALACHITE: The wide, wide plains... >Title: > Continuations of the Shijintenchisho CHAOS! Ch. 4 NEPHLITE: With enough flashbacks, this could be a regular series. >Author: > Akira Sazanami >Censor: > PG >Reviews: > 0 MICHIRU: Maybe I can convince Mr. Cranky to review it. >Back with Nekomi.. JADEITE: Meanwhile, back on Penny Lane. > >Nekomi dropped the book in shock. "NO!" Yamiko!! You can't die! NEPHLITE: If I weren't feeling well today, I'd be sad, too. MALACHITE: Huh? >Yamiko!! Nekomi took a deep breath. Oh god... Looking >at the book, she felt an attraction... and resisted. MICHIRU: [Nekomi] Must... resist... temptation... JADEITE: Don't worry! I'm constipated! >Yamiko's gonna die... Akira.. She sniffled. That book is horrible! FY >is horrible.. but.. MALACHITE: --it's a lot more fun than the recent Ranma episodes. MICHIRU: --the manga is better! NEPHLITE: --Yamiko sure is hot... > if I don't read... it won't matter anyway... >Picking the book up slowly she continued on to read, sweating nervously. JADEITE: What's with all the sweat? Was this filmed in a sauna? > >"Eiken proceeded to throw flames at Yamiko and Genrou. Just as the >flames began to read them... MALACHITE: How can fire read a person? MICHIRU: Rei does the opposite... > and... then..." > >Back with Akira JADEITE: Back to back, belly to belly. > >"GENROU!!!" Akira and Kouji simultaneously yelled. Akira let go of >Kouji. Kouji started running, running faster than he >had in his life, NEPHLITE: [Kouji] God made me pretty damn fast! JADEITE: Will he run into a bush? > towards Genrou. > >Genrou looked behind him, to see the brightest flames he had ever seen. MICHIRU: Knowing Tasuki, that's pretty surprising. >It was almost blinding. He tried to run, but >ended up falling. The flames drew closer... MALACHITE: Flames... another wonderful part of being on AOL. >Akira stood, frozen. NEPHLITE: She obviously beat Frieza. MICHIRU: That scrapper. > >"GENROU!" Kouji ran in vain. Damn, I can't make it in time!! GENROU! JADEITE: [Kouji] My dearest! MALACHITE: Please... no more gender-bending. >Akira shook out of it. And saw Genrou take out some papers... JADEITE: Tax forms. Of course. MICHIRU: You still have to complete them in Nega-Hell? >"GENJITSU SHINZAROU!" A pack of wolves appeared MICHIRU: [prissy] I hate wolves. They're not at all like dogs. > a split second in >front of Genrou, before being burnt by the flames >instead of him. NEPHLITE: How brave. > >Akira breathed a sigh of relief. Then began putting her index >on her forehead and JADEITE: --looked up the page number of "Super-Saiyajin." MALACHITE: What book would even mention them? > concentrated... > >"DAMN YOU! Why can't you DIE?!" MALACHITE: Did he just watch "Evil Dead"? > Eiken threw another string of fireballs. > >Genrou was ready for this NEPHLITE: [Tasuki] I'm ready for anything! > and jumped into the air to dodge them. >Unfortunately, his leg was burned in the process. MICHIRU: [Tasuki] Good thing I'm not an Eva pilot. >"SHIT!" Kouji swore. He didn't have time to rest after his >sprint. MALACHITE: Or even time to change his phone company. > "Genrou!!" > >Genrou dug inside his jacket... JADEITE: Very bad time for that, Tasuki. MICHIRU: Disgusting. > and found no more papers. >"OH @#^%#!" NEPHLITE: We're just randomly switching between cuss words and deleted words. > He braced the girl in his arms tightly, and >closed his eyes. MICHIRU: Touya, you're such a nice, protective brother. MALACHITE: Except when they dress him up. > >Having a head start in front of the flames, Kouji dove in front >of Genrou, spreading his arms in front of him. JADEITE: [Kouji] Anything to save my boss! >"RUN GENROU!" > >"Kouji... KOUJI NOOOO!" NEPHLITE: Oh, Genrou... MICHIRU: Oh, Kouji... MALACHITE: Sick, sick, sick. > Genrou hysterically yelled. He was >shocked. K-Kouji.. you're gonna DIE you !@&^#@% bastard! NEPHLITE: [Tasuki] I'll send you... to another dimension! JADEITE: A Nega-Dimension. > >Kouji felt the hot flames approaching him... and saw a small figure >suddenly.... appear out of thin air. "AKIRA?!" MICHIRU: Scrapper!! JADEITE: How'd you get the cybernetic arm? >You stupid @!#*&!!!! MALACHITE: What a kind, caring thing to think. > >Genrou stared again in awe. Akira's face was fierce and her hair >blew wildly. Putting her hands in front of her, a blue >aura appeared around her and in her hands. It's the same blue light... ALL: Stock footage. >Kouji thought as he felt the flames intensified. > >As the flames hit them, a blue light appeared in Akira hands, and the >flames enveloped them. NEPHLITE: The postage is thirty-three U.S. cents. > >Eiken laughed hysterically. "I... I DID IT! (Insert insane laughter here) [The generals laugh maniacally.] MICHIRU: Impressive. >MWAHAHAHAHAHA..." He waved the tessen triumphantly. > >As the flames lessened, Eiken saw a sphere of fire. JADEITE: Huh? MALACHITE: Flames and fire... >"*I* am the leader of the Mt. Leikaku bandits!!" The fire blew away, >leaving a shimmering blue aura containing the four warriors. MICHIRU: [Eiken] Umm... was that a bad time to celebrate? NEPHLITE: Use the tessen again! That'll help! >The aura died down, leaving Akira with a stern face. Eiken >froze. MALACHITE: Plob! > Akira fell to her knees, panting and sweating heavily. > >Genrou, throwing Yamiko into Kouji arms, NEPHLITE: At least she showed up. >ran into Eiken while he was distracted. "YOU !@#@!$*^ BASTARD!" His >expression was pure anger. JADEITE: One hundred percent Angry Tasuki. MALACHITE: Zoisite would enjoy that. >Using his renewed speed, he uppercutted him, he jumped in the air >and kicked Eiken across the face. Swearing some more, ALL: How typical. >Genrou took the tessen before knocking Eiken unconcious with his >knife hilt. MICHIRU: Now that's a low blow. MALACHITE: [Inu-Yasha] I will win... with just a scabbard! > He continued to swear and kick Eiken's unconcious >body around some more. JADEITE: Nice overkill. > Kouji, after nearly dropping Yamiko, wiped the >sweat off his brow, and sighed. NEPHLITE: Save Yamiko! We like her! > >Akira stood up slowly. She resisted wanting to close her eyes and >go to sleep. "Genrou." MALACHITE: [Akira] Darling? NEPHLITE: [same] Scrappette? JADEITE: [same] Punching bag? MICHIRU: [same] Fried bandit? > >Genrou checked to see if Eiken was still alive by checking his pulse. >It was barely there. "What is it?" > >"We helped you, now you help us." MALACHITE: [Ken] You gotta help me... I've been battling gangs of post-apocalyptic bikers for ages now... > >Kouji nodded. "What is it that you want?" MICHIRU: [Akira] What _don't_ I want? JADEITE: [same] I'd _like_ a trip to Europe... > >Akira walked over to Genrou and nudged him in the ribs. "We get >to stay with you in your camp." NEPHLITE: Just what I wanted. A camping trip. MICHIRU: [shadow girl] Camping! Camping! NEPHLITE: [other shadow girl] Yeah, but the curry's all burned... > >Genrou sighed. "Whatever scrapper. You helped me get the tessen >back, saved my life a couple of times, and MALACHITE: [Tasuki] ...destroyed everything, sent Eiken to HFIL... >saved Kouji. Fine with me." > >"PLUS..." MICHIRU: Macross Plus? > >"Plus what?" Kouji paled. He DID NOT want to be running around >doing chores or showing these girls around. JADEITE: Sure, _you_ don't want to, but they would enjoy it! MALACHITE: I can just see it now... Ruroni Kouji! MICHIRU: [Kenshin] Miso and rice... Miso and rice... NEPHLITE: Hoo boy... > >"We get our OWN little hut, JADEITE: --on the prairie. > two bedrooms. Got it?" Akira pointed >her finger at him for emphasis. NEPHLITE: Beware the Crawling Finger! > >"No one talks to me like that." Genrou glared at her. Stupid kid... MALACHITE: [Tasuki] Damn scrapper. > >Akira glared back. "But ME." Stupid ass... > >Kouji sighed. JADEITE: [Kouji] Why am I always the comic relief? MICHIRU: It fits him well. > "I'm sorry to interrupt, but we're injured and you >two have nothing better to do but argue? MALACHITE: Rumiko Takahashi's first law. > C'mon, we >gotta walk around the men. I'll lead you to your quarters... it's >a place where few know, including me and Genrou." NEPHLITE: It's their "private" room. MALACHITE: No! I won't hear it!! MICHIRU: Hoo boy... > >"Grr.. FINE. None of yer men BETTER not be peeping in.. OR ELSE." JADEITE: [Akira] Toasty! > >Genrou glared at her with more anger... "WOMEN! Feh! Damnit, >I WANT A DRINK! NEPHLITE: [Tasuki] I just want a little drinky... > Stupid kid!" @#*!@# I don't get >ordered around.. MICHIRU: [Tasuki] Only Kouji can do that! > >After finishing up the glaring contest, Genrou took Yamiko from >Kouji, and began walking up the trail to the hut. Kouji >walked behind him. Akira, lagging behind, MALACHITE: [Kouji] We shoot stragglers, you know. Scrappers, too. JADEITE: [Akira] It's too late for chiropody. The seishi are already circling. >made sure her arm wasn't bleeding. > >Baka Genrou... NEPHLITE: [Akira] I'm surrounded by idiots. MICHIRU: Plob. > I just @#!&! saved his LIFE... Taking off her >ruined sweater, MALACHITE: Now this is interesting. > she put a ripped piece of cloth (stolen off >part of the bandits' clothes while she was slashing at them) and >wrapped it around her wound. Much better.. JADEITE: That's one quick healing. NEPHLITE: She should've performed a tourniquet! >sleeeeeepy... tired... > > *** MICHIRU: The stars are so tiring. NEPHLITE: Hey! >"We're here." JADEITE: Whoa... > >Akira nearly bumped into Genrou. She noticed his leg was >injured. Idiot!!! MALACHITE: Scrappie! > "Your leg..." > >"Don't WORRY about it. I can take care of myself. If I didn't, >I wouldn't need help from a kid. MICHIRU: Does he have to say this _every_ time? MALACHITE: Guess so. It's like the elevator sketch from Utena. > Especially not from you." > >Kouji had a gash on his arm. "Kouji..?" Ignoring Genrou, Akira >looked at the older man. JADEITE: [Kouji, extra fruity] Oh ho ho! What are you, some sort of voyeur? MALACHITE: ... > >He rolled his crystalline, blue eyes. MICHIRU: They immediately fell out. >"Just a scratch. ALL: Flesh wound! > We'll have the remaining men, if there are any, >take care of it. Now get in, and get some sleep." NEPHLITE: Bedtime for Akira... JADEITE: Bedtime for the scrapper... MICHIRU: Do Saiyajins even need to sleep? > >"Geez." Akira opened the door and took Yamiko from Genrou. Putting >her gently on the bed, she put the covers over her. NEPHLITE: She's either been relegated to the sidelines or unconscious. I want more Yamiko!! MALACHITE: And I wish everyone would leave me alone... >Yamiko looked so peaceful. Akira sat on the side of her bed, watching her. MICHIRU: Voyeurism? You're in for it. > >"Ahem... are you gonna do that all night?" Genrou frowned. JADEITE: [Akira] Tasuki, you JERK!! > >Glaring in response, she scowled. "I don't NEED a baby-sitter. MALACHITE: Baby-sit a Super-Saiyajin? NEPHLITE: [Gohan] Mr. Piccolo!! >Shut up and GO AWAY!" > >"Don't you tell me to shut up you brat.." JADEITE: I've totally run out of chop-socky lines. MICHIRU: [chop-socky] Ha ha! You weak, yes! > >"Children, children, calm down. Akira, rest. You're only a kid. NEPHLITE: And I've run out of Ruroni Kenshin lines. >Genrou, c'mon.. let's go get tended." Kouji said, breaking >up another fight. He quickly closed the door to ensure no more >fighting.. for now. MALACHITE: Until next time! > >Who does he think he IS?! ARGH... She stood up and jumped on her >bed angrily. Baka baka baka baka! NEPHLITE: Issues. [sigh] > I hate him! Lying >down on the bed, she thought about getting home. JADEITE: Home! Toto, we're going home! >Che.. we'll figure out somehow. Besides, no point in panicking about it. >Closing her eyes, she immediately fell asleep. MALACHITE: No need to panic. MICHIRU: How sudden. > >In Akira's living room... NEPHLITE: Nega-HFIL. JADEITE: I like the sound of that. > >Nekomi rubbed her eyes. Akira, you are sooo lucky... how long >have I been here? Looking around, she noticed that the >windows were broken. JADEITE: --and the browser crashed. Tell us about it. > And I'm sitting next to some shards... >what happened? She stood up and sat on the couch, with >the book. Sighing, (because she had no will power to whine and pout) MICHIRU: That's a relief. Finally... >she wondered what would happen next... > >After tending their wounds, Genrou and Kouji went to celebrate >their victory... MALACHITE: [Taiitsukun] But *I* still had to do my Cologne impression! > >In A Bar in Mt. Leikaku MICHIRU: Back on the El-Hazard set... > >"S'good sssakkke.." Genrou was drunk. "Heeeey, Koooujiiii? >We didnnn't do our daaaancce..." JADEITE: No, we do _not_ want to see their happy dance. MALACHITE: I was just about to say that. > >"Naaaah... I'm sleeeeepy... les' go sleeeeep." > >The two drunk men tried to make their way towards the door. NEPHLITE: Knocking over three bottles of rum, two infuriated patrons, and the cat. >Genrou tripped on his own feet, while Kouji walked into >the wall. "Watch it, Kouji..." Genrou picked himself up and >wobbly zigzagged JADEITE: Plob. > towards the doorway. Kouji fell asleep on >the floor. > >The bandits, who didn't fight, MICHIRU: Why would they fight? Tasuki is their boss. MALACHITE: Maybe they're just _that_ stupid. > were also too drunk to notice. >The barkeep was also one of them. > >Genrou, somehow, opened the door JADEITE: [Kouji] Let my love open the door! [Malachite groans.] >and walked (if you can call falling down and bumping into >trees walking) in no specific direction whatsoever. Damn... >I shouldn't have drank so much.. NEPHLITE: Beer and ramen do not mix. > >Akira's Hut thingy... MICHIRU: The dark side of the moon. MALACHITE: The Mystic Moon. > >Akira woke up... after dreaming about eating. NEPHLITE: Dreaming, eating, sleeping, fighting... do they do anything else? JADEITE: Not without permission. >Geez, I haven't even eaten yet. Jumping off the bed, she took >her backpack JADEITE: It contains a map of Cephiro, the complete guide to Shiroi Hime, the lodestone, Ashitaka's bullet, a bundle of financial guides and comic books, and a blanket made entirely from goose feathers... but no food!! > and went outside. Room's stuffy... She looked at >Yamiko. She was still sleeping peacefully. MALACHITE: [Akira] Stay that way. You'll die easier. NEPHLITE: How terrible! > >Opening the door, she went outside to get some fresh air. Then >a flood of memories shot back into her brain. MICHIRU: May I? JADEITE: Go for it. MICHIRU: The memories of dumping Madoka, the scalper from whom she bought tickets for "Cats," the way the hood fell off when she pulled the clutch down, the poodle skirt, the complete set of Voltron and Star Blazers toys, and the first seven volumes of "Rose of Versailles." >Stupid Genrou... She scowled. Opening her backpack, she grinned. NEPHLITE: [Akira] Oh, goody! >She had enough stuff for a whole campfire trip. JADEITE: [Akira] I knew my years in Girl Scouts weren't wasted. >She floated up in the air, muching on a sandwich. MICHIRU: Show-off! >What's gonna happen next? Fire flinging fans, fat oafs, stupid guys.. >but cute.. Ahem.. oh well, I won't be bored... NEPHLITE: Fushigi Yuugi. You won't be bored. JADEITE: They should run a tourist business. >hmm... I wonder what's happening with baka-Miaka... MALACHITE: Who cares about the original characters? MICHIRU: All are bakas in the sight of the self-insertion. > >After eating her sandwich, JADEITE: [Crow T. Robot] My sandwich! > she hovered to the ground and >took out her sword. Getting into a defensive stance, she >began to slash at an invisible enemy. MALACHITE: [Akira] Curse those Seiryu seishi. I dislike them. >Slash, feint, stab. Slash, kick, hilt hit to the stomach. >Jump kick, punch, swing. NEPHLITE: Any more random attacks? >She concentrated hard on her sword >fighting... she was the blade. JADEITE: [Akira] I am one with the blade! MICHIRU: Wonder what Hikaru would say. > >"Heeeeey... what #@!$! s'you doin' 'ere?" Genrou swayed side >to side, the wine working its effects. MICHIRU: [Tasuki] Now I really am pissed! Waaa! >He couldn't even stand straight. His face red, eyes red, >he was not a pretty sight. NEPHLITE: [Yamiko] I demand cuteness! JADEITE: No, you just demand Yamiko. >"Thissss isssn't my huuuut.." He teetered on his feet >for a bit and fell down on his bottom. ALL: Plob. > >Even after her negative thoughts, seeing Genrou like this, >didn't make Akira smile. MICHIRU: It made her drool. > Genrou... "BAKAYAROU! You're >drunk!" JADEITE: [Akira] Lord Churchill, you're drunk! MALACHITE: [Tasuki] I may be drunk, madam... > Putting her sword back in her sheath, she rushed >to his side to support him. You stupid ass! NEPHLITE: Chop-socky! > >"I's s'not druuunk.." Genrou began to say, MICHIRU: [Tasuki] I'm wonderful. >leaning on her even more. Then he fell asleep. On Akira. JADEITE: Ouch. > >This rather shocked Akira. "Genrou.." She poked his head. >He was breathing faintly. "Damn guys." MALACHITE: [Akira] They bother me so... > Where am I 'sposed to >take a drunk guy? She just wanted to whap the guy. He was >sooo... argh! JADEITE: [Akira] That hussy! He'll pay! MALACHITE: How distasteful. > She couldn't even think of a word to describe >him. He's just like me... MICHIRU: How humiliating. > Sighing, she put him on a >'piggy-back' ride position. Like me... She was grinning now. NEPHLITE: This could be very, very bad. >Pushing off with her right foot, she took to the air, >feeling the air going through her hair. MICHIRU: Air this, air that. What's there? MALACHITE: My Pure Heart to You. > >Feeling at peace again, she scouted for nearby huts. After >finding one, she hovered down onto the ground, landing >lightly. He BETTER appreciate this... JADEITE: A Saiyajin's vengeance. >She ended up in her usual bad mood. Kicking the door open, MALACHITE: That was convenient. NEPHLITE: I saw this in "Spirit of Wonder." >she saw the room was empty. She sat on the nearby bed and >let Genrou roll off her back. She put her hand through his fire hair. NEPHLITE: [Akira] Aaaaaaaugggghhh! > >"He would really be a nice guy... if he wasn't so... UGH!" >She pat his head and watched him breathe for a bit. MICHIRU: [Tasuki] Watch me sleep! Hey! >He looked like an angel when asleep... too bad he was >such a damn asshole when he was awake. He was so... rude! JADEITE: How... rude! MALACHITE: [Akane] That's right. I hate boys! >I saved his life, damnit! She scowled... and saw his sleeping >face. He looked so innocent... ALL: Like an angel. >and the more she thought about it, she >knew they were very much alike. She could be quite a stupid ass >herself. MALACHITE: A sobering thought. > >Sighing, she went to close the door and put the covers over him. >He continued sleeping. There were no other beds.. MICHIRU: Another example of bad planning. >not even a bench or chair. JADEITE: [singing] No-one heard me, not even the chair. >Akira was suddenly very tired. She patted her bandage on her arm. >I'll survive. She threw her backpack to the side, MALACHITE: Crash! NEPHLITE: Too bad it contained the only remaining sample of the cholera vaccine... >and knelt down next to the bed. Putting her arms on the bed, she >watched the sleeping bandit rest. She felt her eyelids get heavy... >very heavy. NEPHLITE: [deep] I'm so tired, I can barely keep my eyes open. > >Resting her head on her arms, she fell asleep, letting the blackness >envelope her. MICHIRU: Proper postage, anyone? > > *** > >The sunlight found its way through the window JADEITE: [Tasuki] Sunlight, come to my window! MICHIRU: [same] I'll be home soon... >and shone on Genrou's sleeping face. The birds were chirping, the sky >was a brilliant blue and it seemed like a perfect day. MALACHITE: That's usually when the explosion happens. >The figures slept peacefully. > >The fire haired young man groaned as the sunlight hit his face. NEPHLITE: [Tasuki] I can only fight evil by moonlight! >Then groaned some more as he was hit with a sudden >headache and a sudden urge to throw up. MICHIRU: Even Saiyajins aren't immune. MALACHITE: But he isn't... MICHIRU: I know. >He got up slowly, holding his head. Fuck... I was drunk last >night... He suddenly noticed there was something breathing >below him. NEPHLITE: Hey, it's Marionette Generation! MALACHITE: I love it already. > Opening his eyes, he saw it was Akira. > >Stupid kid! What the HELL is she doing in my room?!?! JADEITE: [Tasuki] Get off of my cloud! MICHIRU: [same] Why'd she have to bring Ryoko along? >Then he saw her bandaged arm, and how she shivered when a >breeze came in. She didn't even have a blanket! NEPHLITE: Should this matter to us? >He suddenly remembered what had happened last night. He only >remembered falling on top of a small person who kept yelling >at him. MICHIRU: Knowing what Tasuki does at night-- MALACHITE: No! > Here I am, warm in a bed, with a slight hangover >while a girl's sitting on cold ground with her head on the bed >with her arms as pillows... and she's hurt. JADEITE: [Tasuki] What will I do? Oh, what will I do?! > >He was touched. Her bandage was slightly covered in blood. She >must have stayed all night... oh shit. He tried to keep >his urge to throw up inside. MALACHITE: [Tasuki] Can't... hold... out... ugh. >He slowly tried to get out of bed, trying not to disturb her. >It failed. He fell off the bed and kissed the floor while >tripping on the blanket. MICHIRU: [Tamahome] Aaaagghh... NEPHLITE: [Miaka] Did I break it? > >Akira felt the blanket under her arms sweep from under her. >She rubbed her eyes and saw Genrou getting up from the >floor. JADEITE: Slap him! Slap him! MALACHITE: This is so predictable. >She immediately ran to his side. "You idiot, you probably have >a hangover while you were that drunk last night!!" NEPHLITE: We're just padding the dialogue a bit here... >She helped him up. > >So it was her. MALACHITE: [Tasuki] The Bandit Killer! > He ran towards the door and kicked it open, and >ran outside. JADEITE: I'd do the same. > >Akira sighed. GUYS!! Che... After stretching, she walked after >him, taking her backpack with her. ALL: Super-Saiyajin lifting power! > He was busy throwing >up. He's so.. stupid. MALACHITE: [Yamiko] I like 'em big and stupid! NEPHLITE: Yamiko... > But.. Sighing, she patted his back and >attempted to be nice. "Daijobu?" > >Her answer was him throwing up some more. She sighed again. MICHIRU: [Akira] God, why do you mock me? >"Ok.. I'll wait." Patting his back, she knew he was >fragile. Just like her. JADEITE: Fragile as a brick. MALACHITE: And built like one-- JADEITE: *Big Bang!* > >Genrou was feeling like hell. @#*(& NEPHLITE: That added a lot. > After his last throw up, >he spat on the ground. "I don't NEED your help." > >"Hmph.. yeah you do." JADEITE: [Akira] I've got lots of powers! NEPHLITE: Hitomi's fortune telling, Hikaru's strength, Miaka's annoyingness, Gensuke's charm... > Akira produced a water bottle from her >backpack. MICHIRU: I'm still wondering what's really in it. > "Here, rinse your mouth out with this." She >took off the cap. > >Genrou looked at her with questioning eyes. MALACHITE: [Tasuki] Oro? >His throbbing headache wasn't helping matters. > >She laughed. "You can trust me. Here.." NEPHLITE: [Akira] Trust me! Really! JADEITE: Would she hurt you? Yes. >She inserted the bottle in his mouth. He spit it out. She grinned. >"Told ya." MALACHITE: Sucker! > >Taking in more water, he wondered why she was being so nice. MICHIRU: Only in between intervals of wrath. >He spit it out. > >"Are you ok? You have a headache, don't you?" MALACHITE: [Akira] Of course, I know all about this. NEPHLITE: Super-Saiyajin, one of the Seven Seals, and a doctor. >Akira searched in her backpack. Genrou looked on at her with a lowered >gaze. I'm pathetic, I need a GIRL to take care of me... JADEITE: [Tasuki] I don't need help! Waaaa! MICHIRU: Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to "abhor all women." >"I told you, I'm fine!" He swung at her with his right arm. She >dodged it to the side, easily. NEPHLITE: Ranma and Akane. What did I tell you? > Suddenly, his headache had >gotten more intense. His hand flew to his forehead. "Baka." Akira said. JADEITE: Does he have a baka license? >She took out some pills. "Here, swallow don't >chew. I'll bet you're wondering why I'm being so nice." MALACHITE: Because he's useful. > >Genrou didn't answer. He looked at her with a puzzled gaze. "Yeah, >well the thought DID cross my mind." Akira smiled >trying to hide her anger, MICHIRU: That's hard to do. NEPHLITE: Don't let your veins pop! > Stupid guy... "Well, you WERE drunk. >Besides, if we're going to stay in the same camp.. we >might at least get along, ne?" MALACHITE: Get along, try again! MICHIRU: Give a reason for life! > >"I could take care of myself." > >"You sound like me. Now swallow the damn pills." NEPHLITE: [Akira] You *will* enjoy it! Ha ha ha!! >She popped them in Genrou's mouth and made him drink some water. > > >Genrou coughed up some water. "What're you DOING?!" JADEITE: [Akira] Um... running away? MALACHITE: [Ranma] What'cha do that for?! > >"It's some medicine. Trust me, they'll make you feel better." >She patted him on the back and gave him a cheerful smile. MICHIRU: That's when you should run away. >"Look, I know I'm not good at this stuff, but... you're a nice >person. You saved Yamiko at the cost of your own life. Che, I >know you're really nice." MALACHITE: She's turning into Video Girl Ai. NEPHLITE: Or Belldandy. > >Genrou eyes widened at this. "Th-thanks." He blushed at the comment. >No one's ever said that to me before... except Kouji.. JADEITE: [Tasuki] I want my Kouji back! Waaaa! >"You're so cute!" Akira punched his arm playfully. "C'mon what's >the way towards the place we, me and Yamiko, NEPHLITE: Who is still sleeping, darn it all... > were sleepin'?" NEPHLITE: Like I just said... MICHIRU: Get over it. > >Genrou smiled. At least I won't have to take care of her. He >could already feel his headache go away. JADEITE: Fast-acting Super-Saiyajin relief! Use only as directed. >Back with Nekomi... MALACHITE: Back in the USSR. > >Nekomi was tired. She yawned. "Ne ne... Akira's so lucky. I WANNA >SEE NURIKO!!" GENERALS: [Zoisite] Nuriko-sama... MICHIRU: He has issues. > She pouted, causing her silver hair to >bounce off her shoulders. JADEITE: Use a different kind of shampoof! > Standing up, she stretched up and >cracked her knuckles. NEPHLITE: Someone's going down. > "Looks like they're the heroines.." >She sighed dejectedly. She sat back on the couch, reading... MALACHITE: Just wait. She'll topple over. > >"Akira and Genrou were off to a new start. But too bad Yamiko >would not be staying very long..." NEPHLITE: No fair! MICHIRU: Just calm down... it's almost time to go... > > Review Story > Title: > Continuations of the Shijintenchisho CHAOS! Ch. 4 > Censor: > PG > Name: > > Email: > (optional) > Review: > > > > > > > > JADEITE: Nothing! Followed by more nothing! > Home | About Us | Awards | >Nonprofit Status | Disclaimer MALACHITE: That's all she wrote. MICHIRU: Let's go. [They leave.] -- Michiru and the generals gathered in the rec room. The lights were out, but the television wasn't on. Zoisite was the only one seated--the others stood around her. It was time to alleviate her misery, or else she might stain the couch with tears. "There's a good side and a bad side to everything," Jadeite unhelpfully told her, "Just think of this as one more obstacle in your life-after-death." He smiled unconvincingly. "Oh, stop being un-useful!" Zoisite exclaimed, "I'm a woman who's really a man with a woman's heart. You don't know what it's like. No-one else has had such... such issues!" As she said this, Nephlite sweatdropped. He hated to see his characteristic lines used by others. "Sorry. We're not in much of a position to aid you," he told her. For a few seconds, Zoisite didn't speak. Then, for a few more seconds, she continued to be silent. "I don't have anything to say," Michiru said. Three out of four generals rolled their eyes. Sighs echoed off the walls. With his voice just above a whisper, Malachite spoke up. "My love," he said, "our lives will go on as they always have." The others stayed quiet as Zoisite prepared to respond. "I suppose," she said bitterly, "but it's just terrible, terrible. All I can think of is fruit." For no particular reason, Michiru laughed quietly. Ignoring her, Zoisite continued, "Fruit... fruit baskets... fruitcake... fruit pies... fruit salad... fruit juice... Fruit by the Foot... fruit stands... Fruit of the Loom..." By this point, the other generals were laughing as well. "Let's just put this aside for now," Malachite said, "We need to get ready, because Beryl might be here soon." "I suppose," Zoisite said softly. She put her head down, and stayed silent. -- TO BE CONTINUED in "Continuations" part 5. -Alan March 13, 2000 Yes, this is the complete version. 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