--Alan -- 3rd Nega-Hell story, continued right from the last part! ################################################################## MST: Party Crazied! Run in at Seyruun! (Part 2) A Slayers (TV continuity) fanfic An alternative-universe NASM MSTing Original by Dilgear Brandof MST treatment by Alan (John Alan Riggs, the former INTO, etc.) ################################################################## Malachite, once again dressed in his Kamui costume, exclaimed, "At last I've found the one! Arashi shall be the one to inherit Kotori's mind!" He let off a long, villainous laugh. "But sir!" Jadeite said, hissing many of his words, "Why... this woman? What crime has she committed?" "Need you ask questions of the great KAMUI?" Malachite replied. He then took a long breath, and continued, "It was really an arbitrary process, but Arashi was selected because of the mysterious scar on her face. I presume it has something to do with the sword she carries somewhere on her person, but that is really rather irrelevant right now." He then took several seconds to exhale. Jadeite turned toward one of the exit doors--the one he'd said contained Kanoe. "Doctor Kamui," he said, "I hear a knock at the door. It must be fate." Without waiting for a reply, Jadeite walked toward it. As Malachite ranted incoherently, Jadeite opened the door. Nephlite, with a Halloween mask on his face, charged out at once. The "monster" gave Jadeite a Vulcan pinch, and approached Malachite. "Look out! Look out! Look out!" Zoisite screamed. She tried to set the Kotori-head puppet in sync with the words, but failed. Thus Kamui did not get the message in time... "Aaaaggghhh!" Malachite shouted, as Nephlite knocked him down, "I... I did it all for science..." He quickly died. Nephlite, struggling to stay in character, walked off the set in silence. Now that the skit was over, Jadeite sprang back to his feet. "The end... of the world," he said. "Not bad," Zoisite said as she got to her feet. "If Beryl had watched, it would be something else." "Ha ha," Jadeite replied, "At least I didn't end up in drag..." -- The Six Evil, Evil, Evil Doors: #6: A shower of ice crystals. #5: An elevator door, opening to nothing but blackness. #4: A prison gate, barred by thick chains. Falls apart. #3: A waterfall. The camera pans outwards. #2: A television screen, which sizzles and explodes. #1: A highway leading down to HELL! -- [The generals take their seats.] > Zel starts smiling a little. > >"Well...we can't keep you public waiting." He took her hand >properly and picked her up running super speed to the float. > >They arrive at the float of the castle in a building and are >stopped by the guard. "I'm sorry Mrs. Amelia but, this float has >no been reserved for your father and his newly betrothed." JADEITE: [guard] Not the speech... not the speech... > >"Ooh that nasty lady!" Amelia screamed. "Daddy promised me I >could ride in the front one with my friends!". > >"Calm down Amelia," we can probably go in the second or third >one..." > >"IT"S NOT THE SAME!" she whined. NEPHLITE: Oh, is it? [Nephlite enters Deep Glower mode.] ZOISITE: Look at his battle aura spark! > She goes into a sobbing phase >and totally breaks down. > >"Amelia," Zelgadis said with concern, "lets get Lina and Gourry >and tell them that our plans have changed a bit." > >"But, but I was suppose to be my Daddy's little queen! I wanted >to..." JADEITE: Sing! MALACHITE: [sotto] How long can he stay in battle mode? > >"Listen to me Amelia, this is part of growing up is about facing >facts that people we love need more, we have to learn to look for >other things ourselves and what we were meant to do. It's called >destiny." Amelia listens to Zel's words wiping the tears from her >eyes. "That's when we find out what is truly meant for US." ZOISITE: It also involves taxes, but that's not important now. [Nephlite calms down.] > >"Oh Mr. Zelgadis!" Amelia is helped up by Zel and hugs him >avoiding his spiky hair. NEPHLITE: Too bad, really. > >"We all look for love Amelia...uh I mean for what we want." > >Lina and Gourry walk in. > >"Oh how touching, Look Gourry! Aren't they cute together!?" Lina >remarks hugging herself. MALACHITE: You and me... so happy together... ZOISITE: Lina-sama... [sob] > >"Big Hug!" Gourry like a teletuby. > >"Shut up you two." They aid in unison. > >"Oh yeah, we can't ride in the front float anymore but there's >always the second one." JADEITE: [deep] There's always next time. > >"But aren't there people in that float?" Gourry asked. > >"They'll just have to learn an important part of life that Mr. >Zelgadis taught me. Hey pal EVERYBODY gets screwed." JADEITE: That's one way of putting it... NEPHLITE: Did he tell her the "goldfish" joke? ZOISITE: No comment. > Amelia >folds her arms and smiles. > >"Ah, that's not exactly what," rubbing his head, "oh never mind >we have a parade to get going." > >::Commercial Break:: MALACHITE: Oh, look, they're showing the Zel/Amelia picture. NEPHLITE: Sylphiel. This fanfic needs Sylphiel. > >Lina in a homemakers get up. In the kitchen cooking Mac N cheese > >"Um de du, this is so easy," holding up the box in plain sight of >the camera for several seconds. "Oh my" Lina said, ZOISITE: Lina Tendo, homemaker. MALACHITE: Depressing, isn't it? ZOISITE: Yes, dear... very much so. > like she >really, really needs acting lessons purposely dropping some on her >apron, "I have made an awful, huge stain on my apron. What ever >shall I do?" holding her hand up to her head. > >::time passes:: "What ever shall I do!?" ::time passes:: >"Gourry!!!" > >::Gourry enters not dressed in a cleaning suit but as he always >is:: "I am the mean cleaning guy!" holding up a box of soap and JADEITE: Immediately dropping it. NEPHLITE: Or slicing it to shreds. >accidentally holds it to close to the camera, shoving it and >breaking the lens. > >A stage hand yells "Go to camera 4!" MALACHITE: [booming] A four-twelve?! What's a four-twelve?! > >"I have come to vanquish---" > >"What the hell did you call me?" Zel yelled from another set. ZOISITE: How'd they get him to do this? > >"Uh I have..." > >"You stupid little Elf!" > >"Uh I have.." > >"Ah!" the leprechaun screamed, "their magically delicious!" NEPHLITE: C'mon, just vanquish him. You know you want to. ZOISITE: I'm really, really lost. [Malachite embraces her.] > >"Um...I have." > >"I'll break every firkin' bone in your body!" > >"Dirt is v-v-very bad..." > >"Oh, me lucky charms!" continuos beating heard through out rest >of commercial. > >"Buy this!" JADEITE: No! MALACHITE: Um... I have. JADEITE: No! MALACHITE: Um... I have. > >"Gourry you idiot!" Lina is about to knee Gourry when ::A picture >of Zel and Lina upside smiling for a minute then is turned over:: >"We're back ...did ya miss us?" Lina's voice sounds. ZOISITE: Frankly, yes! > >The music sounds as we watch the streets of Seyrun bustle and >people watch on in excitement. Lina and the others,(Sorry Zel >daddy, you're an 'other'!) wave from their second float at the >people and they cheer on. But then they really start looking at >the floats. On top of the float after the castle float, there >sitting atop a flower crafted, cartooned lockness monster was one >of the most Dangerous people on earth. JADEITE: Austin Powers? NEPHLITE: Danger Girl. > People began to gasp and >Boo. > >"Isn't that Lina inverse." > >"She's come to kill us all!" JADEITE: Run away! MALACHITE: [Lina] Ni! Ni! Ni! > >"There is no hope!" > >"Oh no!" a woman cried clutching her children close." > >"Dear God HELP US!" ZOISITE: Ah! Godzilla it is! I tell you so. > >"Hi everyone" Lina called out overjoyed, then looking at the >people as they changed their moods. Some now crying or so angry >they are throwing Beer bottles at Lina. "Hey watch it!" they soon >cheered again after she floated by but the reaction was the same >just after the king and his engaged all over the kingdom, every >time she floated by. "Oh man." > >Amelia tried to look closer at the float in front of them and got >a closer look at the woman. She was a little higher than Mrs. Lina >but...she had way bigger breasts MALACHITE: Like I said... Naga. ZOISITE: Amelia shouldn't be interested. Neither should you. NEPHLITE: [sotto] Those issues could haunt them for years. > and wore and all around skimpy >black out fit. How could her father just fall for that kind of >thing. > >"Whats wrong Amelia? " Gourry ask taking a break from waving. JADEITE: Get a clue, Gourry. MALACHITE: Too late. > >"Oh that woman," Amelia said answered pointing.( not polite to >point!) > >"Hey!" Lina screamed. > >"Oh a beer bottle probably got her again... hey look is that, >Dilgear?!" Gourry shouted ZOISITE: Shabranigdo's right behind him, too. > >"Where?! Who's Dilge-Xellos!" Amelia said instantly spotting him >next to the green werewolf. > >"Zel look there!" Gourry Shouted. > >"What!? No...::flashes back to Dilgear's death:: no...it can't >be..." NEPHLITE: [deep] Dilgear and Xellos are one. How is this so...? > >"Yes, it is..." > >"No..." > >"Yes..." MALACHITE: Hai! JADEITE: Truth! ZOISITE: Correct. NEPHLITE: So desu. > >"N-" > >"Gourry stop doing that! Lina intervened. "We have to find out >why those two are here! And in Dilgear's case alive..." > >"Mrs. Lina..." > >"What is it Amelia I was about to make the ending dramatic and >seductive to the reader so they can await our next fan fic!" JADEITE: [Lina] Ha ha ha... Get me the script editor! NEPHLITE: That hasn't happened since the first season. > >"That woman...::points again, naughty naughty!:: > >"::Gasps:: It can't be." > >The woman in the float turns and laughs to the public and they >cringe with terror. MALACHITE: Definitely, obviously Naga. > >"No it's...Luna~!" fade out as Lina screams. MALACHITE: ...? JADEITE: The cat? MALACHITE: No. ZOISITE: I've heard the name... > >Rate Story > > > NEPHLITE: Rather sad, really... ZOISITE: The author tried so hard to be funny, but it didn't work. JADEITE: Was the plot with Dilgear even necessary? MALACHITE: Naga...? [The others stare at him.] ZOISITE: Time to go. [They exit.] -- Beryl, evil queen of the Negaverse, looked down on her subjects. True, they were dead... but if she could hurt them even more, she would still be pleased. From her Dark and Secret Room, she could see them performing a skit called "Sailor Electra." Quietly, the queen laughed. Suddenly, the phone rang. It was not the phone on her desk--no, it was the one stored in the bottom drawer. This was her Secret Phone for Evil Operations. "Hello?" Beryl asked as she picked it up. "Oh my... I see," she said to the person on the other end, "I never quite thought about that. Well, I'll get on it right away. What was the number for Villains Unlimited?" The potentate scribbled the phone number on a memo. "Thank you for offering the suggestion," she replied, "Have an evil day." -- TO BE CONTINUED... in another story. I hope you enjoyed this one. These stories are always enjoyable... they're neither well-written nor terrible. Even if it wasn't a great comedy, I hope to have made a decent one out of it. Anyway, feel free to offer me feedback. I'd appreciate it. -Alan Posted October 21, 1999. e-mail: ChrOtaku@xoommail.com / crf_riggsja@curf.edu Anime writings: fanficoutlet.tripod.com Elfquest spoofs: eq_addiction.tripod.com Stinger #2... >"Big Hug!" Gourry like a teletuby.